Highland

Thistles...   

or... what’s under

yer kilt laddie?

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Celtic Claymore

background: Irvine tartan

“What's under yer kilt laddie?”

If you are looking for some ready answers to this age-old question, here are a few answers you may find useful:

· My Scottish pride.

· The future of Scotland.

· My shoes and socks.

· Nothing is worn, everything is in perfect working order.

· By a man to a woman: How warm are your hands?

· By a man to a woman: Play your cards right and you can find out.

· By a man to a woman: Me mother once told me a real lady wouldn't ask.
She was right, God bless 'er.

· By a man to a woman: Tell me madam, would you go jogging without a bra?

· To another man: Same as you, only bigger.

· To another man: Your wife's/sister's/mother's lipstick.

· To a woman: If I'm lucky, your lipstick.

· By a man: Bagpipes, wanna give 'em a blow?

· By a man: A wee set of pipes.

· By a man: String -- I had to tie it up so it didn’t hang below the kilt.

· By a man: It's the smallest airport in the world... two hangars and a night fighter.

· By a lady: A wee sporran.

· By a lady: Chanel No. 5.

· How badly do you want to know?

· "Being a woman, sometimes other women feel more comfortable coming to me to find out what the guys wear under their kilts. I usually say, 'I can only speak for myself... pantyhose.'  (The wool of the kilt irritates my skin.)"

· To a lady at church: What God graced me with.

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