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Redneck Rural Route...

SUIT SALE... off the rack

Bubba and Billy Joe are walking down the street in Atlanta, and they see a sign on a store which reads, 'Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 each.'

Bubba says to his pal, 'Billy Joe, Look here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take 'em back to Sand Mountain , sell 'em to our friends, and make a fortune. Just let me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear your accent, they might think we're ignorant, and not wanna sell that stuff to us. Now, I'll talk in a slow Georgia drawl so's they don't know we is from Alabama...' 

They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Georgia drawl, 'I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and...'

The owner of the shop interrupts, 'Ya'll from South Alabama, ain't ya?'

'Well...yeah,' says a surprised Bubba....'How  come you knowed that?' 

'Because this is a dry-cleaners!