Sung to the tune of God Bless America

 

I am an Anglican, I am P.E.*

Neither High Church, nor Low Church,

I am Protestant and Catholic and free.

Not a Presby, nor a Lutheran,

Nor a Baptist, white with foam!

I am an Anglican, just one step from Rome;

I am an Anglican!  Via Media!  Boom, boom!
 

*Protestant Episcopal (as in PECUSA)

 

C of E version

Ecclesiastical Humour