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[Am] The President said "enough is enough These uppity cattle, its time to get tough" [G] Cow dung [Am] flung
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(Mad) Cows With GunsCopyright © 1996 Lyons Brothers Music (BMI) All Rights Reserved Introduction ------ Am G Am [Am] Fat and docile, big and dumb They look so stupid, they aren't much fun [G] Cows aren't [Am] fun [Am] They eat to grow, grow to die Die to be et at the hamburger fry [G] Cows well [Am] done [Am] Nobody thunk it, nobody knew No one imagined the great cow guru [G] Cows are [Am] one [Am] He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal [G] Cow Tse [Am] Tongue [Am] He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd [G] Cow dol- [Am] -drums [Am] He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high [G] Bad cow [Am] pun [Am] But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate [G] Cows are [Am] bummed [Am] He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy No one suspected he was packing an Uzi [G] Cows with [Am] guns [Am] They came with a needle to stick in his thigh He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye [G] Cow well [Am] hung [Am] Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor [G] Run cows [Am] run! He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay We are free roving bovines, we run free today We will [F] fight for bovine [C] freedom And [E] hold our large heads [Am] high We will [F] run free with the [C] Buffalo, or [E] die Cows with [Am] guns [Am] They crashed the gate in a great stampede Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed [G] Cows have [Am] fun [Am] Sixty police cars were piled in a heap Covered in cow pies, covered up deep [G] Much cow [Am] dung Black smoke rising, darkening the day Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way We will [F] fight for bovine [C] freedom And [E] hold our large heads [Am] high We will [F] run free with the [C] Buffalo, or [E] die Cows with [Am] guns [Am] The President said "enough is enough These uppity cattle, its time to get tough" [G] Cow dung [Am] flung [Am] The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef [G] Cows on [Am] buns [Am] The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed They mooed their last moos, they chewed their last hay [G] Cows out [Am] gunned The order was given to turn cows to whoppers Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers We will [F] fight for bovine [C] freedom And [E] hold our large heads [Am] high We will [F] run free with the [C] Buffalo, or [E] die Cows with [Am] guns Dedicated to the Mooovement.
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