gets four more years...
the series continues

1. 007½

2. The Turbanator

3. Gulf Wars - the sequel

4. Lord of the Ring

5. Wizard of Oz

1. I spy with my little eye

2. All in the family

3. Check list

4. Faith based

5. every day and

6. in every way

1. Misunder-estimated

2. Misspeaks

3. For Dummies

4. Spelling bee

5. Self-pity

1. Burning Bush

2. Who wants to be a millionaire?

3. Theatre

4. $ $ $ $

5. Mad Cow lobby

In the movies

an affinity for oil

Misquoted

as an iconoclast

1. Recess time

2. Yadah, yadah, yadah

3. No son, hold yer book this way

4. Fundamental Gee-ografy

5. Didya get yer flu shot yet?

1. Fahrenheit 911

2. Not a lap dog

3. French solitaire

4. Monarchs rule by fiat

5. Honored by Natives

6. Brazilian

1. Christmas Card

2. Christmas

3. GWB meets St Peter

4. Fruitcake

5. Fossil fuel

1. New Seal

2. Moses

3. White Supremacy

4. State of the Union

5. Gas or just plain flatulence?

In the classroom

Coalition of the willing

Christmas

The Empire

1. Crap Circles

2. Mad Cows

3. Post turtle

4. Scientific method

5. They don't even know

1. Even dumber...

2. Infallibility

3. He did the gardening

4. Dalai Lama

5. Canonization

1. Crawford Library

2. Ethics

3. Evolution vs Intelligent Design

4. What happened to Billy?

1. Stackin' wood

2. Mind over Matter

3. an old chestnut

4. levels of alert

5. solving for x with al-Gebra

6. George can't wait

Mysteries uncovered

Papal moves

Outside the Box

9-11 Aftermath

1. At war with Newfoundland

2. Blood Drive

3. Tortuous

4. World Controller

5. Fluoroscope

A little of this... and a little of that...

1. I.Q.

2. WMD

3. Neither does the parrot

4. What Me Worry?

5. Yale Shmale

Diplomacy

At the Podium