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Orthopædic Genuflexion
Evangelical practice among Anglicans

Orthopaedic Genuflexion

 

 

Knees up Father Brown

 

 

Sherlock's genuflexion

 

Anglican Practice

Charismatic

Evangelical

Anglo-Catholic

Chameleon

Ecumenical Practice

Baptist

Roman Catholic

Wesleyan

Unitarian

Dearmer's Dilemma

 

Evangelical practice doesn’t do any good.  The more they practice, they still can't do it correctly.  It may be genetic.  It appears to be epidemic.  Whatever the case,  both knees will bend, but not one knee at a time!  It simply cannot be done.  Remedial work can be prescribed but without any measurable benefit.  Close inspection of the Patella shows that evangelicals have no wear or tear resulting from single-knee bending.  While they respond well to “every knee [as in both knees] shall bow”, they eschew mediocrity and disdain the idea that the half-committed single knee would suffice!