Im turning Catholic...

Ecclesiastical Humour

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Sister Mary, who worked for a  home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients  when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it a gas station was just a  block away. She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas.

The attendant told her the only gas can he owned had been loaned out but  she could wait until it was returned. Since the nun was on the way  to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her  car. She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas  and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient.

Always  resourceful she carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with  gas,  and carried the full bedpan back to her car. As she was pouring the  gas into her tank two men watched from across the street. One of them  turned to the other and said, If it starts, Im turning Catholic.

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