Monsignors Cat...

...off the rails again

 

Joe Btfsplk looking for Monsignor's Cat...

Runs off the rails

That darn cat

Globe and Mail - Wednesday, August 11, 2004

 

What do you get when you cross an airline with a feline? You get a cross cat, a disconcerted pilot and an impromptu landing. You also get a reminder of the link between further and farther: If theres fur, you wont get far.

 

An SN Brussels jet was making its way on Monday from Brussels to Vienna when a passengers cat escaped from its transport bag and made its way to the cockpit, perhaps fooled by the name into thinking it might catch a rooster or two. It gained entrance when food was served to the pilot and co-pilot, at which point, according to the airline, the animal became agitated and nervous and scratched the co-pilots arm. Hmm, lets see: food for two, hungry cat. We probably dont need Freud to interpret the agitation. Then again, the cats name was Gin; maybe it had its eye on the drinks tray.

 

The pilot, taking no chances, returned the plane to Brussels, where the 58 passengers were left to take a flight two hours later. The news report says the cat and its owner werent on that plane. Quite sensible; given the other passengers disgruntlement at having their travel plans interrupted, there might have been hissing and spitting of a different order.

 

And yes, they would have known exactly who the owner was. After all, the cat was out of the bag.

That darn cat