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Monsignor's cat... after canaries...!
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A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered their pet canaries and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out earlier scooted back into the house. They didn't want the cat shut in the house because "she" always tries to eat the birds. The wife went out to the taxi while the husband went inside to get the cat. The cat ran upstairs, the man in hot pursuit. The wife didn't want the driver to know the house will be empty. She explained to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother." A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!" The taxi driver hit a parked car...! |
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