The Wenchoster

Yuletide resource used at the Bishop Beaver College Yuletide Fête


 

Sylvia Calico, chorister of renoun

Festivals of Light

 

The Pharisaios Journal

 

Bishop Beaver College Annual Yuletide Fête

 

The Wenchoster Carol Sheet

 


 

THE COTTAGING CAROL


He we come a-cottaging
Along the country lanes.
We bang on doors and sip your wine,
And fall into the drains!
 

Raise a glass, one or two,
And to you your cottage too!
May your Christmas be merry,
And may your head be clear!
May your Christmas be merry with cheer!


First we run to number three,
Theres rumour of a still;
We shake some hands and sit awhile,
Cause John looks rather ill.

Next we find the spinsters who
Keep house beside the stream.
We use the loo, a gin or two,
Or Harveys Bristol Cream.

Down the hill we saunter
To the Rectory so dark.
We knock and yell, and ring the bell,
But Fathers in the park!
 

Up the High Street, past the church
Where useful trees abound.
We water sod with thanks to God,
For this is holy ground.
 

 

Tune:  The Wassail Song

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