Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

As performed by the Simpson family, along with Grampa, Patty and Selma

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer

Had a very shiny nose.

And if you ever saw it,

You would even say it glows.

“Like a light bulb!”

“Bart!”

All of the other reindeer

used to laugh and call him names.

“Like Schnozzola!”

“Lisa!”

They’d never let poor Rudolph

join in any reindeer games.

“Like strip poker!”

“I'm warning you two…!”

Then one foggy Christmas eve

Santa came to say…

“Take it Homer…”

“Err... Rudolph... get your nose over here.

You can guide my sleigh... today!”

“Oh, Homer…!”

Then all the reindeer loved him

and they shouted out with glee:

“Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer

You’ll go down in history!”

“Like Attila the H -ugh -urk!”

“You little...”

(subtle strangulation sounds heard around the family piano)