Maritimers’
Christmas Hymn
Dashing through the snow
in my rusty Chevrolet.
Down the road I go
Sliding all the way.
I new piston rings
I need some new snow tires.
My car is held together
By a piece of chicken wire.
CHORUS:
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater’s
broke
The door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash
And the I start to pray, eh...
The frame is bent, the muffler went
The radio it’s okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive
This rusty Chevrolet!
I WENT TO
I went to the IGA
To get some Christmas cheer.
I just patched up my left front tire
And it’s getting hard to steer ...
Skidding down the highway
Right past the Negaunee cops!
I had to drag my swampers
To get the car to stop.
BOUNCING THROUGH THE SNOWDRIFTS
Bounching through the snowdrifts
In a big blue cloud of smoke.
People laugh as I drive by
I wonder what’s the joke.
I got to get to Shopco
To pick up the lay-away.
’cause Santa Claus is coming soon
In his big old rusty sleigh!
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